If you are looking for a new mobile phone then The Pretender 950,000 may not be entirely suitable for you. It doesn’t have a camera for a start. There is no bluetooth or internet access, and heck, you can’t even make or receive any calls.
But while it may not have the high tech technology to replace your existing phone, it does however, posess enough power to deliver a staggering charge of 950,000 volts to zap anyone in your way. The Pretender 950000 may look like an old Sony Ericsson model but it is actually a very powerful stun gun suitable for safety and self defense purposes.
The Pretender stun gun is easy to use. Simply turn off the safety catch, touch the assailiant with the end of the gun and pull the trigger. This will deliver nearly 1 million volts of energy through the body of any potential attacker, overworking their muscle groups and disabling them long enough for you to escape. You can even blind them too, using the powerful inbuilt 12 LED flashlight. Never before has there been a mobile phone more adaptly named!
The Pretender 950000 is available now from TboTech.com for $69.95.
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Ross 09.15.08 at 6:46 am
As soon as you pulled out anything looking like a mobile phone in Hyson Green it’d be nicked before you got a chance to use it.
And only 900KV? I get more than that everytime I use the bleeding escalator hand rail in Jessops. I. Hate. Static.
Now if you really want to hurt someone with leccy you just need to ask them to hold the HT cable whilst you start the car…
Angie 09.15.08 at 7:05 am
This will be useful for all those drunken yobs out on the town!